and so it begins...

I am what one might call a frustrated writer. Frustrated only because I lack the motivation and, to be blunt, balls, to actually submit my silly little stories for someone else to approve. Well, times they are a-changin' around here. I have been recently motivated by that thing that motivates us all: the all-mighty dollar, and to avoid going out into the adult working world (gasp)and leaving my life of leisure as a stay-at-homer (insert laugh track here) in the dust, it is time for me to grow a sack.

This is where you come in, oh sweet reader. Whether you are reading this under family obligation, or you stumbled onto my blog in search of free porn, I appreciate that you have read this far. I will try my hand at writing a kick-ass and belly-laugh worthy blog. It will hopefully give me the motivation to actually submit some work, work on writing and vent about all things life-ish. Stay tuned and come back often. My life is full of misadventures and kookiness.